Prophecies of Hurt Everyone

The Great American Bash 2004


Eddie Guerrero vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

WWE Championship - Texas Bull Rope Match

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:This is the Foley/Orton hardcore match all over again. Plus If Bradshaw can't survive a car journey what good does he have winning this match?
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree

Fatal Fourway Elimination for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Well Rene Dupree has lost the last 3 (well 2 1/4) title shots. Being a 5x WCW champion, this match is substandard for Booker T (if he wins, its the Big Show's reign repeat) and RVD is right to have a title shot but concidering the current relationship between Cena and Angle, I would have to say Cena so there is a reason for the feud to continue and to create more "contreversy".
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. The Dudley Boys

Concrete Crypt Handicap Match

Prediction:The Dudley Boys
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:The original match should have been Chavo v Chavo Classic. Now Rey has won the title back and Chavo Classic has quit what will come? He should not have won the cruserweght battle royale as this is not his match. All the other opponents (especally paul london apparently) should have deserved a shot. Plus, now his daddy's not at ringside anymore, Chavo will go on a huge loosing streak.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Sable

Playmates Gone Wild

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Hey. I've got a crazy idea. Why don't we see Miss Jackie in action instead of her just banging on the mat when Rico is in action.
Result:Sable wins
0 Points Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki vs. Billy Gunn

Kenzo's Pay Per View Debut

Prediction:Kenzo Suzuki
Prophecy:East Asian culture kicks ass
Result:Kenzo Suzuki wins
1 Point Awarded

Mordecai vs. Hardcore Holly

Another Last Minute Feud

Prediction:Hardcore Holly
Prophecy:Let him win something. Why? I dunno
Result:Mordecai wins
0 Points Awarded

Luther Reigns vs. Charlie Haas

Who Gets the Push?

Prediction:Charlie Haas
Prophecy:Where did this feud come from?
Result:Luther Reigns wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 7th among Wise Ones for this event.