Prophecies of TheThing

The Great American Bash 2004


Eddie Guerrero vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

WWE Championship - Texas Bull Rope Match

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:I hate Bradshaw and he's had his chance. Eddie's illness could help an underdog role for him and I couldn't give a damn if it is a Texas Bull Rope Match.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree

Fatal Fourway Elimination for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:Even though Rob Van Dam was the only one who nailed a finisher, he never would've if Booker hadn't have destroyed Cena. He's been fighting Undertaker and he's a major heavyweight, and gave him a run for his money, so he'll kick ass here.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. The Dudley Boys

Concrete Crypt Handicap Match

Prediction:The Dudley Boys
Prophecy:As much as Undertaker rocks, the Dudleys are on a roll and the plot just won't make sense otherwise.
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Its only been the Chavos holding the belt for the last four months, and the WWE need more variety. Move Chavo onto better things, he's dominated the cruiserweight divison.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Sable

Playmates Gone Wild

Prediction:Sable
Prophecy:She's only just come back, and this is her first real match since then, so she'll have to win.
Result:Sable wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 40% Accurate

Ranked 10th among Wise Ones for this event.