Prophecies of gonzo

The Great American Bash 2004


Eddie Guerrero vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

WWE Championship - Texas Bull Rope Match

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Eddie will end it as WWE champ. I mean jeeeeeeeeeeze!! This fued has been going on since Kurt "The Suck" Angle's Great Mexican Award. For Pete's sake we want to see a new contender for the WWE title besides this non-Real American that points his finger at people and says, "I got more money than you that means I'm better than you!". What the heck man, I mean John "Craphead" Laybooty sucks. I also heard that Undertaker will be facing Eddie Guerrero for the WWE title at Summerslam so Eddie has got to win.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree

Fatal Fourway Elimination for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:~Word Life~
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. The Dudley Boys

Concrete Crypt Handicap Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Taker might just storm right out of the ring and knock out the cement guy and stop the machine from pouring cement into the crypt so Paul Bearer won't suffocate. Then Taker will go back to the ring and kick the Dudley Boys' butt!!!
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:He just got the belt. Besides, this is the Cruiserweight Championship were talking about. I mean, Rey Mysterio does 100 times the high-flying moves and risk-taking moves. I hate Chavo Guerrero. Rey is one of my favorites.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Sable

Playmates Gone Wild

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Torrie is hotter!!!!!
Result:Sable wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 60% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.