Prophecies of bjciii

The Great American Bash 2004


Eddie Guerrero vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

WWE Championship - Texas Bull Rope Match

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:You wanna see ratings REALLY dip? Put the strap on the Nazi Cowboy.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree

Fatal Fourway Elimination for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:Rene Dupree
Prophecy:They love this kid. Some sort of scrum sets up his win.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. The Dudley Boys

Concrete Crypt Handicap Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Rest In Peace Bubba. We hardly knew ye D-Von.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Can't put it back on Chavito this soon...
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Sable

Playmates Gone Wild

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Who honestly cares as long as tit is shown?
Result:Sable wins
0 Points Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki vs. Billy Gunn

Kenzo's Pay Per View Debut

Prediction:Kenzo Suzuki
Prophecy:The vignettes? If Billy Gunn goes over Kenzo, someone is admitting defeat. Look for a pretty impressive pseudo-squash
Result:Kenzo Suzuki wins
1 Point Awarded

Mordecai vs. Hardcore Holly

Another Last Minute Feud

Prediction:Mordecai
Prophecy:Even though they are building up Mordecai, look for stubborn Holly to not sell half the stuff and Mordecai win in fluke fashion
Result:Mordecai wins
1 Point Awarded

Luther Reigns vs. Charlie Haas

Who Gets the Push?

Prediction:Luther Reigns
Prophecy:Charlie is already established in the tag scene, but I'm guessing Luther wins to solidify him as "the muscle" for Angle.
Result:Luther Reigns wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 3rd among Wise Ones for this event.