Prophecies of Ryan Barker Version 1

Prophecy:DENDEN!! you don't know wat trouble is! Beat up the ministry so JBL is out of luck DUN! ANy way Taker beat JBL on smackdown 2002 when he 1st had his shoirt hair. Remember wen farooq took taker's bike and rvd chaired taker on the titan tron? Well i remember cuz Taker beat JBl in dat match. Plus Kerry reminds me of everything GOTHIC which is taker!! BOO-YEAH!!!

Prophecy:come on SUKKA COME ON! hu is the 5 times WCW usa champion?? BOOKER T thats hu. plus Cena is really getting annoying now... A-HAA the spinnaroonie will be unleashed on ya DIGGER!

Prophecy:wats the best... 500 pounder or 7 pounder? BIG SHOW thats wat, so look out Dipsy cuz this sausage has sailed. Anyway Big SHow dominated Angle on the balcony so wat is now... MORE PUNISHMENT!

Prophecy:go Guerrero go Guerrero GO GO GO!! the mellow one is here, cuz matto locco is dumb. The gringo warrior will take out Luther Brains for all his interuptions in the past, HO! we've' seen never luther beat

Prophecy:KENZO Suzuki is the friendly machine and Rey is ghey. Plus Rey is not american cuz he's stupid. The french Samurai will win. HOIK! Plus Rey is a " liar liar pants in fire!" KEnzo is SMackdown's my favourtite hair cut.

Prophecy:Kidman is right. " you people are animals" which is why the sly eyed nosey chap will win. HEADS UP the kidmaN will teach that snot nosed punk hu's boss of the shoe-tang-stirpress. SONK!