Prophecies of Funkie

No Mercy 2004


John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Undertaker

Last Ride Match for the WWE Title

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:JBL SUCKS!!!! Someone Pinch Him Cos He Must Be Dreaming If He Thinks Hes Gonna Beat The Undertaker! Im So Happy This Match Is No DQ !The Undertaker Will Win His Title That Is Rightly His! ... Then Eddie Will Beat Him And Be The Best WWE Champ In History Again!!
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Booker T vs. John Cena

Match 5 of 5 for the US Title

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:The Champ Is Gonna Win.He Is Gonna Win Because He Never Lost It.Did U See Anyone Pin Him For The Title? NO!! So He Should Still Be The Champ That He Is!!
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Big Show vs. Kurt Angle

The Gold Medal Tyrant vs The Big Bald Giant

Prediction:Big Show
Prophecy:Hes The BIG Show???!! Someone Needs To Beat The Hell Out Of Angle And Big Show Is That Someone!
Result:Big Show wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Luther Reigns

I've Had Enough, Holmes

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:I Love Eddie He Is The Best And I Know He Win!!!!
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
1 Point Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree vs. Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:They Have Proved In Many Matchs That They Are A Great Team And I Know Will Be The Best.This Is A Great Chance For Both RVD And Rey To Prove They Be A Great Team
Result:Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree win
0 Points Awarded

Billy Kidman vs. Paul London

Kidman Gets Fired If He Walks Out

Prediction:Paul London
Prophecy:Billy is no Longer Himself I Feel That He Will Muck This Up Giving London The Win...I Have A Feeling Billy Will Not Jump!!
Result:Billy Kidman wins
0 Points Awarded

Spike Dudley vs. Nunzio

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Nunzio (Little Guido)
Prophecy:We Saw The Reason Why On SMACKDOWN! Its Time For A New Champ!Rey Is The True Cheamp 4eva!!!!!!!!!!1
Result:Spike Dudley wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 43% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.