Prophecies of Cobley

No Mercy 2004


John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Undertaker

Last Ride Match for the WWE Title

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:You just know that JBL will win! He's a champion amongst Champions... THE greatest WWE Champion ever. The fans will be chanting "JBL! JBL!" when Undertakers scrawny ass gets dragged into that Hearse and driven straight to hell!
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. John Cena

Match 5 of 5 for the US Title

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:The Book will keep hold of the title!
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show vs. Kurt Angle

The Gold Medal Tyrant vs The Big Bald Giant

Prediction:Big Show
Prophecy:A tricky one, as both superstars have just come back into the WWE... but i think that Big Show will probably get the win this time.
Result:Big Show wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Luther Reigns

I've Had Enough, Holmes

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Go Eddie! I'm telling you this... he had better NOT lose... he's lost too many PPV matches in a row, it just won't sit right if he loses this one too. I can imagine that little freak Jindrak coming down, but i think (hope!) that Eddie will win this one.
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
1 Point Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree vs. Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree
Prophecy:Obviously Kenzo and Rene are going to keep hold of the titles. RVD and Rey have just been chucked together to fill up air time, which is a shame. The Tag Titles need whupping back into shape.
Result:Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree win
1 Point Awarded

Billy Kidman vs. Paul London

Kidman Gets Fired If He Walks Out

Prediction:Billy Kidman
Prophecy:If Kidman's gonna get fired, everyones gonna think he'll lose, and so i reckon the old boy is gonna win.
Result:Billy Kidman wins
1 Point Awarded

Spike Dudley vs. Nunzio

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Spike Dudley
Prophecy:Spikey will keep hold of the title for a little while longer.
Result:Spike Dudley wins
1 Point Awarded

Rico, Haas, & Jackie vs. The Dudley Boys & Dawn Marie

That's MY Charlie

Prediction:Rico, Haas, & Jackie
Prophecy:This is a late chuck in, and will be one of the first matches on No Mercy... i think that because the Dudleys won the match on Smackdown, Rico and friends will win this. Just a crowd pleaser, not big enough to envoke anger from the crowd if Haas and Rico were to lose.
Result:Rico, Haas, & Jackie win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 7

7 Points Earned | 88% Accurate

Ranked 1st among Wise Ones for this event.