Prophecies of AeroScorp

No Mercy 2004


John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Undertaker

Last Ride Match for the WWE Title

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:Do I want to see Taker as champion? Does ANYONE want to see Taker as champion? Didn't think so.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. John Cena

Match 5 of 5 for the US Title

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:Eh, Cena don't need the title. Booker don't need the title. Hey, might as well build some prestige by having Booker retain.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show vs. Kurt Angle

The Gold Medal Tyrant vs The Big Bald Giant

Prediction:Big Show
Prophecy:Show is making his long-awaited return and will teach the Olympic hero a lesson. "It's true. It's true."
Result:Big Show wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Luther Reigns

I've Had Enough, Holmes

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Eddie hasn't had a win on Pay-per-view for a while, this is where he gets back rolling.
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
1 Point Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree vs. Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree
Prophecy:I really don't know about this one, but better a heel mongrel team than another friggin' face mongrel team.
Result:Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree win
1 Point Awarded

Billy Kidman vs. Paul London

Kidman Gets Fired If He Walks Out

Prediction:Paul London
Prophecy:He needs it more and Billy Kidman is just plain blah at this point. Kidman will turn heel, but as close as they've been portraying London to beating big superstars, this will be the one he wins. Look for these guys to try and crowd a 20-minute match into the five minutes that Vince wants them to go.
Result:Billy Kidman wins
0 Points Awarded

Spike Dudley vs. Nunzio

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Spike Dudley
Prophecy:No build-up for Nunzio. Should I even HAVE to explain myself?
Result:Spike Dudley wins
1 Point Awarded

Rico, Haas, & Jackie vs. The Dudley Boys & Dawn Marie

That's MY Charlie

Prediction:Rico, Haas, & Jackie
Prophecy:OK, this match, like most of SmackDown nowadays, makes no sense. Simply to balance out the heel and face wins, Charlie Haas will make D-Von tap out to the Haas of Pain.
Result:Rico, Haas, & Jackie win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 3rd among Wise Ones for this event.

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