Prophecies of Crack Jack

Taboo Tuesday 2004


Eugene Dinsmore vs. Eric Bischoff

Say Uncle! (loser gets his head shaved bald)

Prediction:Eric Bischoff
Prophecy:Everyone expects Eugene to win, so I'll go with Bischoff here. Perhaps someone will come out to interfere and start a feud with Eugene, who's really been doing nothing since his match with HHH at the pay per view.
Result:Eugene Dinsmore wins
0 Points Awarded

HHH vs ???

World Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:HHH should retain the title here, but you never know. The WWE could go for the surprise booking. They could hotshot Edge to the world title here, thus ruining two potentially decent world champions in Orton and Edge because they wanted to rush things.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. ???

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:To Be Determined (Shelton Benjamin)
Prophecy:HHH will probably beat his surprise opponent, so they'll probably set it up where Jericho loses to his surprise opponent (possibly Batista) to make it seem likely that a world title change can occur later on in the night.
Result:To Be Determined (Shelton Benjamin) wins
1 Point Awarded

Ric Flair vs. Randy Orton

Legend vs Legend Killer (steel cage)

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Flair did the right thing and jobbed to Benjamin a few months back. He'll do the right thing here and job to Orton. This is how they're going to send Orton back to the world title. Personally, I'd have Flair win via screwjob so that way, it extends the feud. A couple of months with Flair can help Orton out a lot.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. Gene Snitsky

Weapon of Choice Match (chain)

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Kane should win this one, but if the rumors are true about his contract negotiations going bad, then I can see the WWE using him to elevate Snitsky.
Result:Gene Snitsky wins
0 Points Awarded

Christy Hemme vs. Carmella DeCesare

How Many Divas Won This Contest Anyway? (pillow fight)

Prediction:Christy Hemme
Prophecy:Eugene will help Christy win.
Result:Christy Hemme wins
1 Point Awarded

Conway & Grenier (la resistance 3) vs. To Be Determined

World Tag Team Championship Match

Prediction:To Be Determined (Benoit and Edge)
Prophecy:This is consolation prize for not being in the world title match; a win over the tag team champs. Doesn't necessarily mean a title change, though.
Result:To Be Determined (Benoit and Edge) wins
1 Point Awarded

Fantasy Battle Royal

Women's Championship Match (school girl outfits)

Prediction:Stacy Keibler
Prophecy:Stacy has been the diva getting the biggest push right now. Title goes to her. By the way, that picture of Molly Holly above is fantastic.
Result:Trish Stratus wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 3rd among Wise Ones for this event.