Prophecies of J Mitch

Taboo Tuesday 2004


Eugene Dinsmore vs. Eric Bischoff

Say Uncle! (loser gets his head shaved bald)

Prediction:Eugene Dinsmore
Prophecy:Got to go with Eugene for two reasons. One- he hasn't won on ppv since Bad Blood. Two- Stop, drop & roll! I had to say that! That was a great commercial. Serouslly though, I hope Taboo Tuesday will live up to the hype. Its a great idea, and hopefully it will be a yearly event. I doubt it though. Hey y2j- Why should the brand extension be ended? Think about it you moron. People are always complaining, how this talent doesn't get pushed, and that talent doesn't get pushed. If all the talent was combined, what would happen to the RVD's, Cena's, Dupree's, Mysterio's, Benjamin's, Christian's, Edge's, JBL's, and many more. The brand extension opens up many oppurtunities, and should be praised by wrestling fans. So would you please shut the hell up!
Result:Eugene Dinsmore wins
1 Point Awarded

HHH vs ???

World Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:Greatest wrestler alive, greatest World Champion on RAW in the last 2 years, the man. Woooooo. But lets stop talking about Benoit, because chances are he won't be in this match. So I'll go with Trips. Second best isn't bad.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. ???

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:To Be Determined (Shelton Benjamin)
Prophecy:Tough. I think this IC Title reign for Jericho is just to push him up to the World Title picture. I say either Batista, Benjamin or Christian will make the spot.
Result:To Be Determined (Shelton Benjamin) wins
1 Point Awarded

Ric Flair vs. Randy Orton

Legend vs Legend Killer (steel cage)

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:25 years ago, this would be Flair's ball game. Orton has impressed me recently with his face turn, I thought it would fail miserbly. I like how WWE isn't forcing the HHH-Orton feud. I think they'll save it for Mania, in some type of gimmick match. But RAW still will be a part of 3 more ppv's, so we'll se how it works out.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. Gene Snitsky

Weapon of Choice Match (chain)

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Holly S***. They let the constipated Snitsky get way too over. Is Kane a face? Is Snitsky a face? I have no clue. Either way Kane has got this one in the bag.
Result:Gene Snitsky wins
0 Points Awarded

Christy Hemme vs. Carmella DeCesare

How Many Divas Won This Contest Anyway? (pillow fight)

Prediction:Christy Hemme
Prophecy:Why the hell is Carmella still in the WWE. Get her ass out! I'll go with Christy. Which is by the way who I told you guys would win. But I won't gloat. Damn Eugene is a lucky man.
Result:Christy Hemme wins
1 Point Awarded

Conway & Grenier (la resistance 3) vs. To Be Determined

World Tag Team Championship Match

Prediction:To Be Determined (Benoit and Edge)
Prophecy:I hate to say it, but no way will Benoit & Edge beat La Resistance. Edge needs a heel turn, so bad it's not even funny. Regal & Eugene should have won the tag-titles. How often does Regal get to win gold in his home country? Never. That was ludacris, to take it away from him like that. Shame on you, WWE. But I do agree with Tocc they'll win by DQ.
Result:To Be Determined (Benoit and Edge) wins
1 Point Awarded

Fantasy Battle Royal

Women's Championship Match (school girl outfits)

Prediction:Stacy Keibler
Prophecy:Either way, we win. Assuming that we is a bunch of STRAIGHT guys with too much time on our hands. This could make up for some of the ridiculous things the WWE has done. Who else is looking forward to seeing Molly Holly in a nurse, school-girl or french maid outfit. I know I am.
Result:Trish Stratus wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.