Prophecies of JuviFan

Prophecy:People are stupid and will vote for the head shaving stipulation, even though putting Bischoff in a strapless evening gown would be much more entertaining. Being a servant has been done before, even with Bischoff, and it's an overused cliche.

Prophecy:If it's HBK, ge might have a shot at beating HHH, but probably not. I am guessing Benoit will win though, and he will definitely lose. Edge has no shot at being in this match unless the WWE pulls some kind of last minute switch, and even if he was in it he'd still lose. Sorry, but people don't vote to give heels title shots, especially if that heel is facing another heel, and right now Edge is a heel.

Prophecy:I'm voting for Tajiri, even though he has no shot at it. An online poll had Shelton as the big favorite, but that was smark fans voting. I'm guessing Batista, Rhyno, Christian, Shelton, or maybe Regal will end up winning this poll (I'm sure half of Britain will vote for Regal). Anyway, Batista is the only one of those I can see them putting the IC Title on. Jericho will probably retain.

Prophecy:Randy will win, and Flair will step down from actively wrestling for a while because he is working through injuries. This will almost certainly be a steel cage match. I was going to vote for a submission match because Randy Orton has no submissions but then I realized that would probably just mean he'd use Flair's own Figure-Four against him, and I have absolutely no desire to see that. Anyway I'm voting for a Falls Count Anywhere match just because I haven't seen one in a while.

Prophecy:God, this is the lamest stipulation ever. Anyway, Snitsky will go over Kane so they can build him up more, prompting a revenge match for Kane. And I don't even like Snitsky. It hurts my ears and my tongue every time I hear him talk.

Prophecy:Edge will be one of the contestants. Sorry, but people don't vote to give World Title shots to heels, which is what Edge is right now. Edge and Benoit/HBK will bicker and lose, leading to a feud.

Prophecy:I am voting for Nurses. Ideally I wish I could vote for "some of each." Anyway, Trish and Stacy are the only two with a shot at winning this. Stacy has never held the title before, so I'm voting for her to win. She won't hold it for long though, as Lita will be coming back in not too long and will be feuding with Trish.