Prophecies of JuviFan

Armageddon 2004


John Cena vs. Jesus

Street Fight for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:They really ought to give this Jesus guy a last name. Considering his real name is Aaron Aguilera, I think Jesus Aguilera would be the best choice.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle, Reigns, & Jindrak vs. Big Show

3 on 1 Handicap Match

Prediction:Angle, Reigns, & Jindrak
Prophecy:I really like the Big Show these days, but Goddam would it be dumb for him to go over not only Kurt Angle but two other men who at the same time, neither one of whom is a tomato can exactly.
Result:Big Show wins
0 Points Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree vs. Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:RVD is hardly the only stoner in the lockerroom btw. Rey Rey has also been known to hit the doja.
Result:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio win
1 Point Awarded

Jackie Gayda vs. Dawn Marie

With Special Referee Charlie Haas

Prediction:Dawn Marie
Result:Dawn Marie wins
1 Point Awarded

JBL vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Booker T vs. Undertaker

Fatal Four Way for the WWE Championship

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Spike Dudley vs. Funaki

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Spike Dudley
Prophecy:Vince is a racist asshole.
Result:Funaki wins
0 Points Awarded

Daniel Puder vs. Mike Mizanin

Dixie Dog Fight (boxing)

Prediction:Daniel Puder
Prophecy:Assuming this is a shoot, I will pick Puder to slaughter the Miz. I do love the Miz though. He's won me over with his charm.
Result:Daniel Puder wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 71% Accurate

Ranked 3rd among Wise Ones for this event.