Prophecies of Drewcifer

Armageddon 2004


JBL vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Booker T vs. Undertaker

Fatal Four Way for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:I've got my ticket and I'll be attending Armageddon in person! I can't wait! I'll be in the 25th row. It's my first PPV in person, and also my first fatal 4-way in person. I'm going with Booker T because he's worked his ass off for so many years and is near retirement. He deserves a brief run with the belt. I predict he'll win, and then hotshot the title to Kurt Angle by the Royal Rumble.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree vs. Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:The tag team division has sucked so much in recent years, it ridiculous. I miss the old days of the Hart Foundation, Demolition, Road Warriors, and Midnight Express. I say RVD and 619 win the belts just because...
Result:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio win
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Jesus

Street Fight for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Just reading it looks like just how you see it, without the spanish pronunciation. Haha...Cena's back from filming his movie and "The Champ is here!!!" I'm just waiting for my new favorite wrestler, Carlito Carribbean Cool to come back. Because John Cena is not cool, and neither is Hey-zeus. And I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Jackie Gayda vs. Dawn Marie

With Special Referee Charlie Haas

Prediction:Dawn Marie
Prophecy:Who cares, really? Charlie Haas is capable of so much more than being involved in this storyline. I'm picking Dawn just because while Charlie is still injured, the powers that be will want to drag this out a little longer.
Result:Dawn Marie wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle, Reigns, & Jindrak vs. Big Show

3 on 1 Handicap Match

Prediction:Angle, Reigns, & Jindrak
Prophecy:This goes back to my pick of Booker T winning the main event. Angle will score the win for his team (He's beaten Big Show 1-on-1 before), and will put himself in the position to win the WWE title again.
Result:Big Show wins
0 Points Awarded

Spike Dudley vs. Funaki

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Spike Dudley
Prophecy:C'mon...really? Sorry, Funaki, not gonna happen. Nice to see you getting PPV time though.
Result:Funaki wins
0 Points Awarded

Daniel Puder vs. Mike Mizanin

Dixie Dog Fight (boxing)

Prediction:Daniel Puder
Prophecy:If this is really going to be a shoot, then it's Puder hands down. The Miz gets his votes because he's been on MTV. Puder gets his votes because he's legit.
Result:Daniel Puder wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 57% Accurate

Ranked 5th among Wise Ones for this event.