Prophecies of Hurt Everyone

Armageddon 2004


JBL vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Booker T vs. Undertaker

Fatal Four Way for the WWE Championship

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:I want Eddie back with the belt but I'm in a heel mood. jbl jbl JBL!!!!
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree vs. Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:I did say Kenzo and Rene because the tag titles haven't changed hands all year at PPV's but this is the WWE's excuse to give them the titles in keeping with this years tradition so RVD and Rey will retain.
Result:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio win
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Jesus

Street Fight for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I'm not a big fan of either so I really don't care. I'm saying Cena because even if I hate Cena more than Jesus, Carlito can have another run (I am a fan of Carlito even if I don't like Jesus).
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Jackie Gayda vs. Dawn Marie

With Special Referee Charlie Haas

Prediction:Dawn Marie
Prophecy:BITCHFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Result:Dawn Marie wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle, Reigns, & Jindrak vs. Big Show

3 on 1 Handicap Match

Prediction:Big Show
Prophecy:Big Show happy as ever for the face rep to beat all odds. PS When can we see Eddie v Kurt in Hell in a cell (I hope Big Show won't take Eddie's place in that match)
Result:Big Show wins
1 Point Awarded

Spike Dudley vs. Funaki

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Spike Dudley
Prophecy:It's good Funaki is in a PPV. I am a fan and he deserves a push. But cum on. I'm still waiting for Akio and Paul London to get shots at the cruiserweight title. Cum on WWE.
Result:Funaki wins
0 Points Awarded

Daniel Puder vs. Mike Mizanin

Dixie Dog Fight (boxing)

Prediction:Mike Mizanin
Prophecy:I'm supporting him just because he is smaller.
Result:Daniel Puder wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 71% Accurate

Ranked 3rd among Wise Ones for this event.