Prophecies of Funkie

Armageddon 2004


JBL vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Booker T vs. Undertaker

Fatal Four Way for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:i feel like taker may domiate this match for start to finish!As long as jbl is not the champ im happy!!!
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree vs. Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:they've gotta win it this time! they're a great team that deserve the tag team gold!
Result:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio win
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Jesus

Street Fight for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Cena Just Won iT Back! Hes Gotta Win , Plus Its Jesus' First Match He May Look Strong But Who Knows How Good At Wrestling He Is?
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Jackie Gayda vs. Dawn Marie

With Special Referee Charlie Haas

Prediction:Jackie Gayda
Prophecy:Of Course ... Jackie And Charlie Are Going To Get Married Hes Gonna Make Her Win
Result:Dawn Marie wins
0 Points Awarded

Angle, Reigns, & Jindrak vs. Big Show

3 on 1 Handicap Match

Prediction:Angle, Reigns, & Jindrak
Prophecy:I Really Want Show 2 Win But I Feel The Numbers Will Gain On Him, Coz Angle, Reigns, & Jindrak Are All Really Tough Guys!
Result:Big Show wins
0 Points Awarded

Spike Dudley vs. Funaki

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Spike Dudley
Prophecy:I Can't See Funaki Beating Spike If 3 Of The Best Crusierweights Couldn't!
Result:Funaki wins
0 Points Awarded

Daniel Puder vs. Mike Mizanin

Dixie Dog Fight (boxing)

Prediction:Daniel Puder
Prophecy:Puder Is Much Better And Much Stronger Than Mike, Plus Puder Wins All The Challages And I Hope He Wins Tough Enough
Result:Daniel Puder wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 43% Accurate

Ranked 8th among Wise Ones for this event.