Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:I'd love for show to accidentally fall on JBL, causing the misplaced texan to slice a major artery open on the barbed wire and die. But seriously, it doesn't seem like the WWE wants to take the strap from JBL until Mania. He must have sold his sole to the devil along with carson daly, kid rock and all the other average-at-best celebrities with major success and women. Stupid stupid stupid.

Prophecy:Going with Taker for now. No way Luther gets a clean win without any previous push. I would definitely not rule out outside interference though (Heidenreich, Snitsky, etc...) to set up for Mania.

Prophecy:No brainer. Cena wins and main events Mania. HBK interferes causing Angle vs HBK at Mania.

Prophecy:Tough call. I see the Bashams retaining so Eddie can have a singles match at Mania, but I don't rule out a DQ here.

Prophecy:I hope they give it to London. He's just so much fun to watch. It's hard not to like Funaki, but I don't think his title run will last much longer. It's funny to see Shannon Moore trying to find an identity. Now he's a punk rocker? Poor Akio has no chance. Has he ever won a match? Does he even have a finisher? Chavo and Spike... been there done that. Time for London to shine.

Prophecy:Since there are not many matches this time, I figured we should pick a winner for this thing too. Fans will vote on 3 events: swimsuit, evening gown and talent. Rochelle and Lauren haven't had the chance to win over any fans, and so far have been used solely for T&A. Michelle is probably the only diva in this with a brain in her head and potentially a talent. However, Joy is the only one who has had any significant TV time and so she's likely to be the fan favorite.