Prophecies of chad-wick

No Way Out 2005


John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Big Show

Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:Show's great and all, but main event he's not. He's not that great to watch in the ring sometimes, and honestly, I don't think he deserves a HUGE HUGE match at Wrestlemania. Maybe a US Title match with Trippy C once he heals up. As for right now, I think JBL will have help anyways from the Cabinet, and he'll finally be the one to pin Show down to the mat, retain the WWE Title, and lose it to Cena or Angle at WMXXI.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Luther Reigns

Gimmicks and Convicts

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:After Luther's awesome promo on SmackDown!, I have officially jumped on his bandwagon. This could be a decent fued, but like all previous Undertaker matches, he won't put over Luther. I do expect outside interference from Snitsky and return by Good 'ol Heidy.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. John Cena

No. 1 Contender Tournament Final

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Does this really need an explanation? HBK will show up, screw Angle over, one FU later, Cena's headin' to Mania.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

The Basham Brothers vs. Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Basham Brothers
Prophecy:Bashams need a clean win here, as they haven't won a match since winning the titles a month ago. I foresee a "Brain Damage" from Danny to Rey for the win. Oh, and expect their "Never-so-tiring" Switcharoo to come into place....
Result:Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio win
0 Points Awarded

6 Man Cruiserweight Elimination

Elimination Match for the Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Funaki
Prophecy:I absolutely wanna see London with the title, but this is WWE, and they don't give a shit about their CW Division, which was shown on SmackDown! with the Diva's coming down during the match. Funaki hits Spike with a Tornado DDT for the pick up.
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

Rookie Diva 2005 Competition

Not Really a Match but We'll Prophecize Anyway

Prediction:Joy Giovanni
Prophecy:All four women are smoking hot, with Joy and Michelle tying for first. I'll be paying close, close attention to this match. But, with Joy having the biggest breasts, she'll win it, mostly because she's had more exposure and is known more than the other three hot women.
Result:Joy Giovanni wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 67% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.