Prophecies of Hurt Everyone

No Way Out 2005


John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Big Show

Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:It's blatantly obvious. Plus look at the way they are making JBL look timid and Big show look like an actual monster and not looking like the fat guy from Bowling4soup in the advert. Any idiot can see that Bradshaw will win this match.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Luther Reigns

Gimmicks and Convicts

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Just cuz Luther sucks. I'm sick of him.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

6 Man Cruiserweight Elimination

Elimination Match for the Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Akio
Prophecy:Finally! Akio is in a PPV! Maybe Jimmy Yang isn't the wisest choice cuz he's the one with the least build up but oh well. I'm a huge fan of him (and oh yeah, for The Tocc, his finisher is the 450 corkscrew splash.). I also wouldn't be disappointed if Paul London walked away with the title because he is due for another push as well.
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

The Basham Brothers vs. Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Basham Brothers
Prophecy:Last year for this PPV, Eddie had a WWE title shot and now look at him back in the tag team division with random partners. See you soon on Velocity mate.
Result:Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio win
0 Points Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. John Cena

No. 1 Contender Tournament Final

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I don't want Cena to win, but it's blatantly obvious.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Rookie Diva 2005 Competition

Not Really a Match but We'll Prophecize Anyway

Prediction:Lauren
Prophecy:I'm just gonna say her cuz I'm not really that bothered about it and I don't care. I'm just saying it cuz no one has voted for her (whoever she is. Who is she?)
Result:Joy Giovanni wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.