Prophecies of Cobley

Prophecy:J....B....L! This guy will be up against Rapping boy Cena come Wrestlemania.

Prophecy:Undertaker will never lose ever again.... it's been what, a year and a half now, since he actually LOST a match without it being a DQ?

Prophecy:John Cena Vs. JBL at Wrestlemania... it's just going to happen that way. HBK will more than likely be the causing factor of this match.

Prophecy:Eddie and Rey seem to be another couple just tossed together to form a quick tag team... which is really irritating me about WWE at the moment... just random people, no real solid tag teams that stick together. So the Bashams will retain.

Prophecy:London is the only one that a) Hasn't had it before b) Can actually make the belt look like it means something for a while.

Prophecy:Joy seems to be being "pushed" at the present (if indeed that word fits the sentence) so it seems fitting that she'll win this "match". I mean... who the HELL are Lauren or Rochelle???? I have a hard time caring for the first two, nevermind Rochelle and Lauren!