Prophecies of BatistaBomb

WrestleMania XXI 2005


Triple H vs. Batista

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:If this isn't the greatest example of faith rewarded, I don't know what is. I've stuck with Batista through his awesome run in OVW, he supremely dismal run as "The Deacon", and all through the silent mid-card muscle of Evolution. This match may not be a wrestling clinic like last year's main-event, but I will no doubt enjoy it more.
Result:Batista wins
1 Point Awarded

John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. John Cena

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:This is definetly a reluctant choice, but I know he'll win whether I like it or not.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle

Challenge Accepted

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:This is easily the most unpredictable match on the card. Neither man is what you'd call a blue chipper, and a win or a loss isn't really going to make or break either man's career. This is one of the few honest guesses that i've ever made on a match.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

6 Way "Money in the Bank" Ladder Match

Winner Gets a One Year Open Contract for a World Title Match

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:It was down to him or Kane for me, but the way he beat Kane in the Lumberjack match last week, they can't have Kane challenge and people expect him to actually win. On the other hand, Edge beat Kane and Batista last year(although through cheating, it's acceptable now that he's a heel.)
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Christy Hemme

Women's Championship

Prediction:Christy Hemme
Prophecy:I don't give enough of a damn about this match to make an honest prediction.
Result:Trish Stratus wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show vs. Akebono

Sumo Match

Prediction:Akebono
Prophecy:It would make Akebono look like an even bigger ***** in casual fans eyes if they've seen his fight with Sapp. Plus, as probably stated by 50 people before me, Akebono was an actual champion Sumo wrestler.
Result:Akebono wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Randy Orton

Legend vs Legend Killer

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:As much as I hate to say it, Orton's going to win. a win here would do nothing for 'Taker and everything for Orton. If 'Taker's went his whole career without losing at Wrestlemania, it'd feel somewhat anti-climatic, and I've heard of an interesting theory involving Orton continuing Taker's streak(If, of course, Takers retires at Wrestlemania)
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

Tag Champs Compete

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Actually, Mysterio is 2 or 3-0 against Eddie. As probably stated, Eddie will cheat to win the match, Rey will flip out, Eddie won't give a damn and turn heel(For 2 month's, seeing as how WWE will NEVER be able to keep Eddie heel so long as they have a crowd)
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 8th among Wise Ones for this event.