Prophecies of Crack Jack

The Great American Bash 2005


Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:Not time to take the belt off of Batista yet.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:I think Benoit will be the transition US champ who will then pass the belt on to Hassan.
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Muhammad Hassan
Prophecy:Hassan wins with interference from Orton. That allows Hassan to move on to the US title with Benoit. Orton also furthers his feud with Undertaker.
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Animal & Heidenreich
Prophecy:Since the tag titles are meaningless, I can see them changing the titles just to help promote the DVD. Animal and Heidenreich can drop the belts back to them on the following Smackdown.
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Guerrero wins, but he won't reveal the secret until Smackdown.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:Neither guy should lose, but someone has to. Christian just made the move from Raw, so a win would be nice for him, but Booker can't afford to lose after beating Angle. Booker wins, then moves to a US title feud against either Benoit or Hassan.
Result:Booker T wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:I think this is just an excuse for the fans to be able to see Melina in her bras and panties. Doesn't hurt her a bit to lose a match.
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 29% Accurate

Ranked 9th among Wise Ones for this event.