Prophecies of Crash Holly Isnt Dead

The Great American Bash 2005

Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:ill be there when batistas arms are huge
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:ill be there when the wolverine does some stuff
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Muhammad Hassan
Prophecy:ill be there when the terrorists do some stuff
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:MNM
Prophecy:ill be there when MNM wins
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:ill be there when uncle eddie tells us how he rapped little dominique
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Christian
Prophecy:ill be there when the black man goes down
Result:Booker T wins
0 Points Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:ill be there when melinas tits pop out and the kid next to me has A MASSIVE DICK
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

B.W.O. vs. Mexicools

6 Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Mexicools
Prophecy:Ill be there when i dont give a shit about this match
Result:Mexicools wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 25% Accurate

Ranked 10th among Wise Ones for this event.