Prophecies of Cobley

The Great American Bash 2005


Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:Crappy crappy Batista... please lose the title soon. Unfortunatly, JBL won't have Batista beat, but hopefully come SummerSlam there will be a new World Heavyweight Champ.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:I can't see Orlando losing the title to Benoit, but i can deffo see Benoit winning due to a DQ.
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Hassan would have cheated to win this and got his character over, but thankfully this character will never be on Smackdown again, because he SUCKS. WWE pretty much ruined his character these past few weeks, only thing is, i can't see JBL winning the title, but nor can i see Taker Vs. Batista
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:MNM
Prophecy:It's a nice gimmick match to try and keep the dying Tag Team Division interesting, but Animal isn't going to be on WWE for any long legnth of time.
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:No point at all in Rey winning another match with Eddie, and the storyline will probably progress to this little secret thing that seems to be going on. I wonder what it is???? Wait, i don't actually care.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:Booker will probably win this one, what with a win over Angle of recent, i can't see them throwing it all away just yet. Christians time will probably come very soon, but not now.
Result:Booker T wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:*yawn*
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

B.W.O. vs. Mexicools

6 Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Mexicools
Prophecy:Mexicools are new and need a push. bWo will be gone soon enough, which is a shame, they could be used to raise the Tag Division a little with say a rivallry with MNM. Ahh well.
Result:Mexicools wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 8th among Wise Ones for this event.