Prophecies of Mrs Orton

The Great American Bash 2005


Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:Come on ppl hu in hell wud vote 4 JBL anyway did u c Batista on the 8 july smackdown,o my dayz how buff was he wen he spinebustered JBL in the ring he is sooo gunna win (yea funkie wrestlemania style)
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:ok this 1 is chris because i hate oj his hair jars me so much.chris is cool
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:he's cool he's the dead man,he is so gunna win cuz muhammed sucks
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Animal & Heidenreich
Prophecy:omg MNM r sooo anoying,i mean like they actually no paris hilton and tom cruise and evry1.Also melina is such a slut,her hair and assets(so 2 speak) r so fake
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:I'm gunna go with Rey coz even though i want eddie 2 win coz i wanna no the secret i don't think he will so the secret don't have 2 come out
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:I hate christian he's really cocky and not in a cute way.But omg isnt sharmell so jaring (init funkie) i mean stay at home like all the other wrestlers wives or at least stay BEHIND the camera.Shes all "my husbands gunna beat u"and then he losses just go fuck kurt or sumthing get off our screans!!!!!!!!!!
Result:Booker T wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:ok i don't care about this and actually i'm not gunna watch this cuz i'm a girl i don't wanna c other women in thier underware i guess this is 1 4 the guys but anyway i h8 melina she jars me(if u read my MNM match prediction u'll no y)
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

B.W.O. vs. Mexicools

6 Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Mexicools
Prophecy:i cudnt really care less about this match but i dont like the fat man or steven richards dunno hu the other dude is i like the mexicools more coz they were kl ecw ppl
Result:Mexicools wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.