Prophecies of RKO-LEGEND-KILLER

The Great American Bash 2005


Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:Wow times have changed over the past 3 years haven't they. In the past 3 years if these 2 were to face it would be Deacon Bautista vs. A.P.A's Bradshaw. And that match wouldn't headline Great American Bash it would headline Velocity. Will I change my prediction to JBL? Maybe i'll wait till the last minute. Will Orton interfere in this match and cost Batista the match? Possible. Is this now the hardest match to pick on the card? 100% yes it is.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Orlando Jordan
Prophecy:OJ and Carlito are both joke champions who cant wrestle. Lucky for Carlito he's a funny joke. OJ on the other hand is a pathetic one. Now think about this on a business stand point. If WWE lets OJ win here beating Benoit.. it shows that SmackDown! has another contendor in OJ. And think about this why would they let OJ in the top faction on SmackDown! and then let him win the US Title. I think hes the next Randy Orton here folks. So anyways OJ wins since SmackDown! will now have some contenders and they can build OJ somehow in the future for World Heavyweight Champ.. maybe. I think OJ wins here with no outside interference but with the ropes like Carlito. Or OJ loses by DQ i'm not sure. And besides for us Canadians WWE have spoiled the US Title match at SummerSlam. Its going to be a face Christian vs. OJ.
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:This is pure bullshit pure fucking bullshit. Sorry for swearing but Muhammed Hassan's character was one of my favourite WWE characters. And I wanted him to beat Batista at SummerSlam. I admit the terrorist angle was too out of hand but they could have had VMK to apoligize on SmackDown! Well Muhammed would have won this match i'm positive but oh well. I think there will be a stipulation added like a casket match or something so that Hassan will lose and then eventually Rest In Peace. The people most affected here are Hassan and Daivari since now they have to go to OVW. *Cries*
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:MNM
Prophecy:MNM gets good heel heat as Tag Team Champs. And this match IS to promote The Road Warrior DVD and to give Heidenreich some air time as he is extremely over with the crowds. I expect Heidenreich to dress up like a Road Warrior but it wont matter. MNM retains. Maybe MNM loses by DQ I really dont know. And just a side note I think its going to be Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney vs. MNM at SummerSlam in an ECW Rules Match.
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:I always pick Eddie and i'm always wrong. In this fued it feels as if Eddie is winning [ Even though he's losing] It seems he's winning since he got the last laugh at Judgment Day and because Rey pleads to him 24/7 now. I think Eddie come out on top in the fued but he loses. This is what happens: Rey wins cleanly with the 619 and then leaves and laughs at Eddie in the meanwhile Eddie grabs the mic and says " Rey everyone knows that I Lie Cheat and Steal. Well im gonna lie now." He tells the secret leaving Rey in agony and this promotes Eddie's I Lie Cheat and Steal. By the way I think the secret is that Dominic is dieing since he has 1 kidney or something. I don't know.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:I agree with Tocc here. Christian loses cleanly in a suprisingly better than expected match since he won the first time. Christian then slightly turns face and faces OJ at SummerSlam for the title.
Result:Booker T wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Well it seems as thier starting a Melina vs. Michelle McCool fued.. Oh God. Anyways since Michelle is the guest referee I suspect that Michelle will screw Melina not actual screwing (Gosh you people have a nasty mind) and Torrie takes out her undies! I suspect MNM will come out for Melina when she loses and then try Snapshotting the girls but Heidenreich and Animal come for the save. And i'd like to add what the hell is WWE doing not putting the Mexicools in this PPV. Scotty 2 Hotty, Funaki and Paul London vs. The Mexicools would have been good if they wanted to save London vs. Super Crazy or Juvi for later.
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

B.W.O. vs. Mexicools

6 Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Mexicools
Prophecy:The B.W.O are not going to be permanent characters. Stevie Richards and Blue Meanie might stay as a tag team but thats about it. Simon Dean has other stuff to do. The Mexicools are the team that wont be jobbing for a while and all 3 are better wrestlers. It seems as I spoke too soon in my Melina vs.Torrie match about the Mexicools not having a match. Anyways this may be entertaining.
Result:Mexicools wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.