Prophecies of evolution

The Great American Bash 2005


Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:CMON IF BATISTA CAN BEAT TRIPLE H THREE TIMES IN A ROW SURE HE CAN BEAT JUST A BIG LOSER.ALSO JUST A BIG LOSER HASNT GOT THE BASHAM BROS TO HELP HIM AND ORLANDO JORDAN IS IN A US TITLE MATCH AGAINST THE RABBIT WORVERINE CHRIS BENOIT.(JUST A LOSER SUCKS BATISTA ALL DA WAY)
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:CHRIS BENOIT DIVING HEADBUTT CRIPPLE CROSSFACE JORANDS TAPPING NEW US CHAMPION BENOIT WINS
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Muhammad Hassan
Prophecy:IF IT WAS A NORMAL MATCH TAKER ALL DA WAY BUT IT IS A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH ALSO THE BEST WRESTLER IN THIS INDERSTRY RANDY ORTON WILL COME IN AND CONNECT WITH THE RKO MUHAMMAD HASSAN ALL DA WAY(ALTHOUGH HE SUCKS ASS)
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:MNM
Prophecy:ANIMALS NOT EVEN A WRESTLER
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:REY REY WON AT WRESTLE MANIA THEN JUDGMENT DAY THEN SMACKDOWN NOW ITS ABOUT TIME REY REY LOSES IT AND EDDIE WINS
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:ITS ALL UP TO ME TO MAKE SOMEONE AHEAD AND ALL YOU BOOKER FANS ARE DOING THE RIGHT THING
Result:Booker T wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:MNM ARE GONA WIN AND MELINAS GONA BE A DISAPOINTMENT
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

B.W.O. vs. Mexicools

6 Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Mexicools
Prophecy:bwo coudnt beat jbl how they gona beat mexicools
Result:Mexicools wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 25% Accurate

Ranked 10th among Wise Ones for this event.