Prophecies of The Murph Juice

The Great American Bash 2005

Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:JBL beat Batista, the only thing JBL is beatin tonight is his meat
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:If Benoit doesn't win this, he should be embarassed
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:The end of Hassan, thank god
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:MNM
Prophecy:Heidenreich is half retarded, what was the animal thinkin
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Guerrero is awesome, but even i know that Rey will still win this match
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Christian
Prophecy:This is a toss, who the fuck knows who is goin to win this one
Result:Booker T wins
0 Points Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:I saw Torrie Wilson in her panties before, time to Melina
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

B.W.O. vs. Mexicools

6 Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Mexicools
Prophecy:WHO, WHAT, i can't believe this is actually a match at the bash
Result:Mexicools wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 8th among Wise Ones for this event.