Prophecies of FrankALank

Prophecy:See "The Murph Juice's" explanation.

Prophecy:John Cena had to drop the United States Championship to someone so Vince decided on Orlando Jordan. This might have been a good move if the creative writing staff didn't decide to have Orlando just walk around with it over his shoulder from week to week. Well, these are the same people that added Mordecai and Kenzo Suzuki to last years Great American Bash. Brilliant.

Prophecy:Originally, I thought that Randy Orton would interfere in this match and set up their feud for Summerslam. However, the people at UPN have decided that Muhammad can't be on their network. I'm thinking that the Undertaker will pin Hassan tonight, finish his WWE career and send him down to the minor wrestling leagues where he'll be repackaged as Hassan the Clown. Thanks for ruining another great heel Vince.

Prophecy:Do I like MNM? Well, Melina is hot. Do I want to see Heidenreich with gold? Absolutely not. Lets hope that we don't have to sit through an extended "Who wants to be my friend?" segment while Heidenreich eats a giant peanut butter cup.

Prophecy:Hopefully, this feud is nearing an end. These two have had some good matches but I don't want to see them wrestle on every pay-per-view. I have inside information that says that Eddie's secret is that him and Rey Mysterio were gay escorts in college and that Dominic's real father is Teddy Long. Eddie cheats to win and this will lead to a final encounter at Summerslam.

Prophecy:Christian lost the six-man elimination match on his first day on Smackdown! He went on to get Batista-Bombed. If he jobs to Booker T like Kurt Angle did at the last Smackdown! pay-per-view, I'll shat myself once again. Christian deserves to move out of the midcard ranks.

Prophecy:Vince McMahon is canning everyone in order to bring Brock Lesnar back and Torrie will probably be next on the list. Either way, everyone is getting naked.

Prophecy:Boooooooooooooooring!