Prophecies of y2j

The Great American Bash 2005


Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:I can't help it folks. I'm a puppet of the last laugh rule. Plus if it means Hassan (the arab sellout) is really being dropped, then i'm all for jbl, no matter how boring his matches may be. Of course i will also bear in mind concerning the last laugh rule that Cena got the last laugh before Judgement day and still made JBL quit.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Orlando Jordan
Prophecy:Maybe it's because i haven't watched smackdown! enough, but i did not see Jordan and Benoit come face to face at all in anyway to build this match up. This is crap, Benoit deserves better than this shit.
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:You know when hassan debuted, i was very offended as an arab-american for being portrayed in that light. Then somebody told me to calm down hassan was just doing his job. Yea his job of selling us out like that. I cannot BELIEVE the shit the writers made him do. It's fucked up! If hassan ever does return, I hope he leaves this shameful act behind.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:MNM
Prophecy:ya know what would help bring us back some tag teams? some more tlc matches. And hot lesbian action. TLC and HLA...... and some beer.
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Ya know i changed my mind. Not my pic my mind. This could be a great match. Both men are talented and its gotta story behind it. There aren't too many feuds out there like there used to be i.e. hhh jericho, angle austin, etc. Plus mexicans can FIGHT. AYEYIYIYIYIYIYIYI
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Melina in a bra and panties match...... let them fight, in the end, I will be the REAL winner.
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Christian
Prophecy:Booker T is crap now. Who else blows kisses and points to the crowd even when he's being booed the way Christian does? Nobody! NOBODY I SAY!!!!! SHUBULA DUBULA DUBULA WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!!!!!!!!
Result:Booker T wins
0 Points Awarded

B.W.O. vs. Mexicools

6 Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:B.W.O.
Prophecy:I'm gonna go against the crowd cause im not a puppet like some people i know. Like those damn WWE writers who think they can call themselves good writers. Gay... very gay.
Result:Mexicools wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 8th among Wise Ones for this event.