Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:Eddie is awesome, even though I like him much better as a face. Unfortunately I think Orton is going to be the one to dethrone Batista, so I'm afraid Eddie will be jobbing here. I look forward to see what a title match can be like without JBL involved. Batista should be thankful to have a guy like Eddie as his opponent this time.

Prophecy:I can't see Taker losing a casket match. If this were one on one vs Randy Orton, Team Orton would have a better shot. I say the match ends with Cowboy Bob resting in peace. And if Taker has to put them both in caskets (or even the same casket) so be it.

Prophecy:They've been hinting at a Booker T / Benoit angle lately. Christian could use some gold. Jordan would be the most likely to be carring this undercard belt. I might as well just guess on this one, because it doesn't really matter.

Prophecy:This could easily go either way. JBL has been losing most of his big matches lately and Mysterio has been winning most of his. But that doesn't really mean much. I haven't picked many heels so I'll go with JBL.

Prophecy:No question. Dean is a designated jobber and this is Lashley's pay-per-view debut.

Prophecy:This one smells like a pay-per-view opener to me. Faces win these matches to please the crowd. Heidenreich and Road Warrior Animal (I refuse to call them L.O.D.) will wind up hoisting Christy on their shoulders in victory.

Prophecy:Between their build and their hair, these two look pretty similar. But looks are where the similarities end. Ken has something that Bob can never have: a personality. I love Kennedy's character. He cracks me up every time he gets on the mic and he puts together solid matches. Plus he's got a good finisher. Holly will be the first of many pay-per-view notches in Kennedy's belt.

Prophecy:I almost forgot that the cruiserweight title still exists. Since Nunzio hasn't done anything with the title, I guess I'll go with Juventud to give the Mexicools some gold to parade around. Maybe they'll put some neons on it and hang some fuzzy dice from the top. They may be the only group in the WWE that could make a belt look more ridiculous than Cena's spinning title.