Prophecies of G fuNK FraNk

No Mercy 2005


Batista vs. Eddie Guerrero

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Eddie had to job to Rey Rey about fifteen times. He deserves to beat this steroid munching monkey boy. Losing this would be a huge blow to his heel character so I'm looking for my boy to get a cheap win by DQ. Randy Orton will be the next champ!
Result:Batista wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Randy & Cowboy Bob Orton

Handicap Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:This will be the end of Cowboy Bob Orton. Undertaker and Randy Orton will have one more match, possibly at Survivor Series to end this long feud.
Result:Randy & Cowboy Bob Orton win
0 Points Awarded

Benoit vs Christian vs Jordan vs Booker T

Fatal 4 Way for the US Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:Chris Benoit can't lose the United States Title because he's just beginning to restore dignity to it. After Orlando Jordan held it for all of those months, this task might never be possible.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
1 Point Awarded

John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Rey Mysterio

When Cultures Clash

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:I hope that Rey Rey and Dominic get their asses whipped.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Bobby Lashley vs. Simon Dean

Hitting the Scene... Hard

Prediction:Bobby Lashley
Prophecy:Booooooooooooooooooooooooring!
Result:Bobby Lashley wins
1 Point Awarded

Christy & L.O.D.2 vs MNM (Including Melina)

Six Person Tag Match

Prediction:Christy Hemme & L.O.D.2
Result:Christy Hemme & L.O.D.2 win
1 Point Awarded

Hardcore Holly vs. Ken Kennedy

Clone Wars

Prediction:Ken Kennedy
Prophecy:How can Vince McMahon expect us to dish out forty dollars to watch this crap?
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
1 Point Awarded

Nunzio vs. Juventud

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Juventud
Prophecy:Nunzio is an embarrassment to my people.
Result:Juventud wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 5th among Wise Ones for this event.