Prophecies of G fuNK FraNk

Prophecy:Holllllllllllllaaaaaaa! Eric Bischoff is a far better General Manager than Teddy Long. However, I'm picking Team Raw to win their Elimination Match so I'm thinking that Teddy Long will pull some gangsta moves on Bischoff to give the victory to Smackdown!

Prophecy:The Undertaker is scheduled to make his HUGE return tonight. Will he come back as Biker Boy?! Probably not but he'll screw Randy Orton out of winning this match. Look for Shawn Michaels to make the pin.

Prophecy:HHH will NOT job twice to my boy, Ric Flair. I don't see HHH as Intercontinenal Champion but he'll even the series out tonight. I hope that Flair gives him a good boot to the coconuts.

Prophecy:I would've believed that Kurt Angle had a shot at stealing away John Cena's title if Daivari wasn't the special referee. Didn't the WWE writers create this exact scenario several times during the John Cena and Chris Jericho feud? I guess we were supposed to forget about that. This is just another "I can't believe John Cena defeated the odds!" match.

Prophecy:Melina will be defending the Women's Championship against Stacy Keibler on a daily basis if she wins tonight. I guess that's better than watching Victoria make out with Candice.

Prophecy:Hopefully, Sharmell will beat down tonight. The challenger should win the first of this series.