Prophecies of KURT ANGLE

Survivor Series 2005


Eric Bischoff vs. Teddy Long

Battle of the GMs

Prediction:Teddy Long
Prophecy:Hmmmmmm......interesting. Personally, i would like to see the Olympic gold medalist interfere, and ankle lock helpless little Theodore. Then, Angle should turn on Eric, beat the hell out of him with a steel chair, then Angle slam him through a table. But thats just me. i would really like to c sum blood in this match, but it's highly unlikely. we shall see......EDDIE GUERRERO......rest in peace my friend......
Result:Teddy Long wins
1 Point Awarded

Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown

Elimination Match

Prediction:Team Smackdown
Prophecy:If Angle was in this match, he would make everyone bleed to death. On a more relevant note, SD! should take the win home. They're the less watched show (underdog), and their team seems to be stacked full of faces, they've got the edge, we'll c! eddie - rest in peace my friend.
Result:Team Smackdown wins
1 Point Awarded

Triple H vs. Ric Flair

Last Man Standing

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:AHHHHHH!!!......A last man standing match, one of my favorites. Triple H should win this no doubt. Ric WAS the best. It's Triples turn now. HHH might have some outside help, maybe giving Flair a "vacation". Choice for interference: KURT ANGLE!!!......DUH!!! Angle and Triple are the best heel team ever! Somewhere near the end of the match, Angle should connect a good old fashioned brass knuckle shot to Flairs skull, setup a steel chair, and Angle slam ric through it - driving the back of his skull through the seat of the chair, then brake his ankle with an elevated ankle lock. But......thats just me. Eddie - rest in peace my friend.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Kurt Angle

WWE Championship

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! HIS TIME HAS FINALLY COME AGAIN!!! I pray angle gets this, after all, he is the greatest olympic gold medalist EVER!!! Cena's gonna bleed and bleed good. He's gonna bleed everywhere! Kurt's gonna show Mista Eminem who's boss!!! On a more serious note - eddie guerrero: rest in peace my friend.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Melina

Women's Championship

Prediction:Trish Stratus
Prophecy:hmmmmmm......this is a tuffy wuffy, BUT WE ALL WIN IN THIS MATCH......wow, that was really cool. Anywayz, this is a definite crowd pleaser, trish will retain. More importantly, we need some interference!!! CHOICE - KURT ANGLE. Angle should slide in the ring right before trish hits the stratusfaction, and bash trish over the head with a barbed wire bat, then, angle slam Melina into the turnbuckle. Then finish her off with a classic ankle lock. interesting......
Result:Trish Stratus wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 80% Accurate

Ranked 5th among Wise Ones for this event.

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