Prophecies of G fuNK FraNk

Prophecy:It's quite obvious that Mr. McMahon doesn't like Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy sold out and came back to WWE to job to Gene Snitsky and than be deported to Smackdown! His ladder match with Edge was a disgrace and because of that shameful display of amateur ladder wrestling, he'll now have to job to JBL and than move on to bigger things like tapping out to Sharmell.

Prophecy:Chris Benoit could have restored merit to the U.S. Championship but leave it to the WWE to discredit it once again by giving it to the most annoying guy in WWE. I'm hoping that Benoit signed another contract with the WWE so he can make his huge Rocky comeback, defeat Booker and than get a long run as champ.

Prophecy:Seriously, Vince should fire all of these boring cruiserweight wusses and bring back the women's division. Gail Kim could make any of these panty sniffers tap out.

Prophecy:This is my guarantee of the night. After the screwjob over MNM and Melina last night, this will start their pointless streak of tag-team victories. Seriously, Rey deserves better than this. Batista should be demoted to WWE towel boy.

Prophecy:Boooooooooooring! MNM gets to win this one to make up for the screwjob last night.

Prophecy:Randy Orton wins three straight Pay-Per-Views over the Undertaker? I think that the Undertaker learned his lesson about jobbing to young guys after Brock left the business to pursue becoming a field goal kicker for the Vikings. Randy can lose this and still get a huge push to become the WWE champ.