Prophecies of jayMAN

Royal Rumble 2006


Edge vs. John Cena

WWE Championship

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:I have to pick Edge to retain. The ratings have been too good for Raw. Statistics show a face chasing a heel champion does better, and with Mania rolling closer, that is what the WWE should want. Edge's win was shocking three weeks ago, but it can not end so soon. HHH vs. Cena is the money match, but do not count out a triple threat main event at WrestleMania 22. Edge vs. Cena vs. HHH? That could be good, and then save HHH vs. Cena for Backlash to get a buyrate for a 'lesser PPV'. That was talk of Lita joining Cena to turn Cena heel, but that is 'too shocking'. I think this PPV has many hard matches to predict, so I am hoping to get some of these right. The minority picks don't always work for me, but let's hope they do now.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

The Royal Rumble Match

30 Man Battle Royal

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:This is the most unpredictable Rumble match ever. No doubt. Anybody could win this one. That USA preview for Raw doesn't help much either. There have been many names passed around, and one stays in my mind. Rey Mysterio! He has the tribute; he has the story (underdog), but I just can not pick him tonight. HHH is the obvious choice, but I am known for picking against the majority, so my pick goes to Orton. He did just lose to Benoit on Smackdown, but he can pick up the win here. RVD will return, and hopefully do something worth while. I am looking for him to eliminating Triple H. There are some surprises in store, but they could be anyone. The Rock in his hometown? Lesnar? Hogan? Foley? Maybe Vince will throw himself in there? I think Undertaker is a given, but maybe Bret Hart.....
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Mark Henry

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:OK, I got a question for everybody. What do Hardcore Holly and Mark Henry have in common? No, 'they both should be fired, and both suck' is not the answer. They both been given a title shot at the Royal Rumble and have had no chance. Sorry, but look for Henry to be released in a few months. Taker said he wants to have a good wrestling match at Mania this year, so why is Henry being mentioned? Oh God, Angle retains.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

The Boogeyman vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

Nightmare on God Street

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:You know me. I have never bet against JBL, and I will not start now. I have heard thet Jillian may join up with the Boogeyman, but I hope not. JBL will trick him into thinking he is scared, and then he will get a cheap win on him. This feud has actually been pretty good, but only if JBL wins will I be happy.
Result:The Boogeyman wins
0 Points Awarded

Mickie James vs. Ashley Massaro

Trish as Special Guest Referee

Prediction:Ashley Massaro
Prophecy:I am going with Ashley, even though I am not confident. I say Trish counts Mickie's shoulders to the mat, and then we have a heel turn. Ashley can go back to the locker room happy, as the beatdown ensues in the ring. I am not sure on who will turn heel. I am leaning more towards Mickie now, but it could change. This story has gotten so weird. I just heard that Trish might turn on Ashley, and be a lesbian with Mickie. In any event, let's hope this match is good and keeps me entertained.
Result:Mickie James wins
0 Points Awarded

Kid Kash vs. ???

Open Invitational Match for the Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:To Be Determined (Gregory Helms)
Prophecy:I will pick the unknown. Kid Kash won it quickly, so why not lose it quickly? To be honest with you, this could be a cheap way for him to beat down another guy to show off his 'mean streak', but I will hope for a surprise. As to who it is.......I have no clue; I just hope whoever it is wins.
Result:To Be Determined (Gregory Helms) wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 33% Accurate

Ranked 10th among Wise Ones for this event.