Prophecies of G fuNK FraNk

Prophecy:Was the New Year's Revolution screw-job a dismal attempt at getting every mark in the country behind John Cena once more? If so, than Vince McMahon a genius. The heckling has nearly stopped on Monday Night Raw and the fans are getting behind Cena in his chase for the title. However, it would be a horrible move for them to give Cena the WWE Championship back when Edge has brought the ratings up so high. I can't stand this guy but he deserves a "free pass" for his ladder match with my boy, Ric Flair. That one was a classic.

Prophecy:Unaccompanied, except for a few lame writers, Jerry Lawler managed to ruin Gregory Helms' new character at New Year's Revolution. Why would they force him into a program with an announcer and than make him job at his first pay-per-view? We all know that John has a lot of pull backstage but I'm hoping that he puts the Boogeyman over tonight or else it will be a revision of Lawler and Helms. This guy is repulsive but very entertaining. Honestly, would you rather see Finlay get a push? Please JBL, do your job and job to the new guy.

Prophecy:Seriously, Ashley can't wrestle at all. On Monday Night Raw, it looks like she's doing some sort of inexcusable ballet recital. I've been anticipating Mickie's heel turn for weeks but now I'm thinking that Trish will be the one to flip.

Prophecy:Does it matter? The WWE has shamed the Cruiserweight Championship. They should sell it and purchase some furniture for backstage.

Prophecy:I've been saying for months that Randy Orton will win the Royal Rumble this year and although Batista is injured, I still see a victory for him. This will be the beginning of a great year for Randy.