Prophecies of J Mitch

Backlash 2006

Vince & Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & God

Tag Team Match

Prediction:Vince & Shane McMahon
Prophecy:Fucking A.
Result:Vince & Shane McMahon win
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Edge

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:This will be a less painful way for H to take the belt off of 'ol Marky-Mark.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Carlito vs. Chris Masters

Brains vs. Brawn

Prediction:Carlito
Prophecy:So, who's the face in this feud?
Result:Carlito wins
1 Point Awarded

Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:Oh Mickie your so fine! (even though you were once in a foot fetish porno that no one knows about yet)
Result:Trish Stratus wins
0 Points Awarded

Shelton Benjamin vs. Rob Van Dam

Intercontinental Championship & Money in the Bank On The Line

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:Where the fuck is mama? Anyways, this maybe the best match on the card, but I haven't seen RVD work lately so IDK. RVD will win this to further his push, but I think WWE could handle it a lot better.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded

Umaga vs. Ric Flair

The Return of Jamal

Prediction:Ric Flair
Prophecy:There's no way Ric would do the job for this joke.
Result:Umaga wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 5th among Wise Ones for this event.