Prophecies of DitoWNT

Backlash 2006


Vince & Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & God

Tag Team Match

Prediction:Shawn Michaels & God
Prophecy:I love the picture. For those of you (bubba harlem) who don't know, it's the South Park version of God. I can see this going in two ways: Either someone that is face that hasn't been around lately will come out dressed as Jesus or something and try to team with HBK, or pyro will shoot out of posts and lights will flicker to pretend that God is watching like they did on Raw. Either way, this is just a way to get a stupid laugh at Vince stumbling around like a moron until Michaels finally gets the win.
Result:Vince & Shane McMahon win
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Edge

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:Since it didn't happen at WrestleMania, the audience was definately pissed off. It will happen here.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Carlito vs. Chris Masters

Brains vs. Brawn

Prediction:Carlito
Prophecy:Same excuse as Tocc. Everyone keeps saying that Masters is going to be the face. After watching Raw and seeing Carlito fight with Matt Stryker, then get attacked by Masters, its clear that Masters is the heel in this situation.
Result:Carlito wins
1 Point Awarded

Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:Trish held the title for too long and did nothing with it. She even took it with her while she was out on injury. They won't give it back to her this fast when Mickie is building up so much heel heat.
Result:Trish Stratus wins
0 Points Awarded

Shelton Benjamin vs. Rob Van Dam

Intercontinental Championship & Money in the Bank On The Line

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:For all the retarded people that don't know, the Money In The Bank IS on the line now (thanks to Mr. McMahon). RVD will win simply because he needs the boost heading into One Night Stand, as well as the fact that they won't rip the MITB away from him.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded

Umaga vs. Ric Flair

The Return of Jamal

Prediction:Umaga
Prophecy:I have to agree with captaincharisma. Unfortunately for Ric Flair, they are going to make him lose to Jamal for the sake of bumping up Jamal's character status and winning streak. I personally think that 3 Minute Warning was a fun idea while it lasted... giving Bischoff his own little henchmen to run around and crush people. The feud with the Dudley Boys was nice, but this is just a new retarded low. Don't worry, Mordecai is still the most wasted character development ever.
Result:Umaga wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 5th among Wise Ones for this event.