Prophecies of EDGE

Backlash 2006


Vince & Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & God

Tag Team Match

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:well if ya think about it, my clit really burns, and my mother is pregnant from my fatass penis. She screamed really loud. Vince had a group orgy with my and myfather but his dick is HUGE and it made my buthole bleed like crazy. alrighty, fuck me later!!!
Result:Vince & Shane McMahon win
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John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Edge

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:no tocc clitty bang boy, you are wrong. First of all WWE management is pushing Cena for an interesting and secret angle that i know about. HHH is gonna get invaded by 2 men from his past, and cena is going to steal the win and remain. YOU know who they are , ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, my bigass stink rim around my but and me. HAHAHHAHAHHA. tocc is a horny dog that deserved to get raped so hard and fucked in the clit. HHH is pushing stephs clit with his hoooooooooooooooge dick and vince and me still have a very serious relationship. OMG!!! i cannot wait till farooq returns, that dude is so hot!!! he' returiningngigni in 45 years!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT ASS!!!!!!!!! YYYEYEYEYYAHAHHA!!
Result:John Cena wins
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Carlito vs. Chris Masters

Brains vs. Brawn

Prediction:Chris Masters
Prophecy:OMGGGGGG!!!! last night chris masters came over 2 my house AND came in by butt. his dig is kinda small but i can deal with it cuz i like my men big and their butts to be realllllly stinky. His mums a horndog. SO IS TOCC BITCHASS CLIT. soorryy for my behavior, i am fucked up inn the brain. ANYWAYZZZZZZZ>>.....carlito is going to take the intercontinental championship in earlu 2045 and masters is quitting in 1 minute. ok,,,,,,,at WM 88, there will be a match with HHH, FAROOQ, and me. it will be for the horny bitchass cunty united undisputed WWFE title with a little bow on it. I LOVE MY DICKS. ok later. fuck u. ok!!!
Result:Carlito wins
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Total Points: 0

0 Points Earned | 0% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.