Prophecies of Lauren Park
Backlash 2006
Vince & Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & GodTag Team MatchPrediction:Shawn Michaels & God
Prophecy:This, quite frankly, is the most ridiculous match ever set up. I hope they have God "speak" from his higher place during the match. I'd like to see what kind of voice they give him.
Result:Vince & Shane McMahon win
0 Points Awarded
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John Cena vs. Triple H vs. EdgeTriple Threat Match for the WWE ChampionshipPrediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Apparently the pump up shoes are still in.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded
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Carlito vs. Chris MastersBrains vs. BrawnPrediction:Chris Masters
Prophecy:hahaha. A brains vs. brawn match. Who's supposed to have the brains?
Result:Carlito wins
0 Points Awarded
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Mickie James vs. Trish StratusWomen's ChampionshipPrediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:Mickie James just claimed the title from Ms. Stratus. If she drops the title I will be outraged. Just as a side note, she should have a finishing move in which she squashes her opponent with that huge gadunk-a-dunk.
Result:Trish Stratus wins
0 Points Awarded
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Shelton Benjamin vs. Rob Van DamIntercontinental Championship & Money in the Bank On The LinePrediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:I'm drawing blanks.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded
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Umaga vs. Ric FlairThe Return of JamalPrediction:Umaga
Prophecy:Once again we must endure multiple titty slaps and loud bellows of "WOO" as the flamboyant man himself prances around the ring with his flattering feather robes. But it's sad to say that Mr. Flair will job to a man named "Umaga." So sad.
Result:Umaga wins
1 Point Awarded
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Total Points: 3
3 Points Earned | 50% Accurate