Prophecies of Anthony Robert

Prophecy:I was hoping that Vince McMahon would leave Monday Night Raw after the beating that he took at Wrestlemania. Honestly, after enduring Vince for all of these months, I long for an Eric Bischoff homecoming. Vince has even succeeded in making Teddy Long look like an entertaining General Manager. He isn't amusing anymore and it's apparent that he's his prevalent fan. Shane is my boy and he'll take a few huge bumps tonight but he's in for a beat-down.

Prophecy:After Wrestlemania, Carlito better have his greasy weave set ablaze to earn my forty dollars. Carlito is capable of getting a few chuckles when he gets tossed around by the afro but this isn't pay-per-view material. This would be a sufficient Monday Night Raw filler match. Carlito has been humiliating Chris on every show and will continue doing so tonight.

Prophecy:This has been an amusing feud and has finally pushed the Women's Division. After Gail Kim and Molly Holly left the business and Victoria became Candice Michelle's lover sidekick, things haven't been the same. Honestly, it saddened me to see Victoria participate in that Bikini Contest on Monday. She looked nice but she has far too much talent for that garbage. They should put Leyla onto the roster to fill that spot. If Mickie James doesn't get disqualified, she's putting the boots to Trish.

Prophecy:It isn't going to help Umaga's (Jamal's) (Rosie's) career even if one of the greatest wrestlers of all-time jobs to him at a pay-per-view. Ric Flair will carry this and jab Umaga's coconuts a few times but he'll lose in a tedious match. This man deserves better than an opening match jobbing to a lame amateur and his Ric Flair wannabe manager.