Prophecies of jayMAN

ECW One Night Stand 2006


Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton

Angle's Open Challenge

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:Wow! Randy not only returns, be he also announces his move to RAW. I am guessing somebody will jump to Smackdown, but I could be totally wrong. This open challenge really had me pumped for a big return of sorts at the PPV, but then I see Orton on RAW, and I knew it was over right there. It will no doubt be a good match, but it just seems a little rushed. There have been complaints that there are too many WWE guys and this isn't all ECW. Well, I do get that point, but we saw that all last year, and they switched it up a little this year by putting titles on the line, stipulations, never before seen matches, etc. They had to change it a little from last years, instead of having ECW guys versus ECW guys again. In the end, I am not confident considering Orton's big legend killer speech on Wednesday night, but I will stay with The Wrestling Machine.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam

WWE Championship

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:This is the one we have all been waiting for. Some called the HHH versus Cena match at Mania 22 the hardest match ever to book. Nobody knew that outcome, nobody. Everyone thought they knew, but WWE pulled a fast one once again. It may not have satisfied everyone and leave them with a big smile on their faces, but WWE is where anything and everything can happen. That leads to this match. The build-up has been pretty good, not classic stuff, but it has been entertaining. How to end htis match? That will be the million dollar question come Sunday. I say RVD wins, but doesn't walk out as WWE champ. He will throw it down like The Franchise did back in ECW many years ago. RVD will say i just proved I could beat the WWE's best, but I don't want that crappy belt. I want the one that is not full of bling bling and disrespect. I want the one that is true to WRESTLING. I want the ECW World Title. Paul Heyman can come out and hand him a new ECW World Belt to end the show.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded

Foley & Edge vs. Funk & Dreamer

Hardcore Title for Two?

Prediction:Funk & Dreamer
Prophecy:I knew who I was going to pick from the beginning. I am a big Foley fan, and I didn't think his heel persona would work, but his promos have been excellent, and I will consider the heel turn a success. This may be more intense than last year's ECW main event, but that will be extremely hard to do. Foley will pull out all the stops; Dreamer will do all he can. Funk just being in a ring in 2006 is an accomplishment in its self. Edge may be the wild card, as he is the one getting a WWE Title shot on June 25th. I am thinking that Foley will join ECW and turn on Edge, but I could be way off on that one, as it wouldn't make sense to turn on him again, except to set up a rematch with Edge somewhere down the line. Beulah returning on Sunday does worry me a little bit for some reason though......
Result:Foley & Edge win
0 Points Awarded

Tazz vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler

Clash of the Has-beens

Prediction:Tazz
Prophecy:This has had the perfect build, considering it is two commentators going at it in the squared circle. It will most likely be a brawl type of match. I do wonder who is Tazz's replacement on Smackdown. More and more talent keep leaving Friday nights, but I think they will be ok. It may take a little while, but soon, all the regular Superstars will be on Smackdown again. Smackdown being cancelled in less than a month is crazy. That will never happen. Tazz wins, but Lawler will put up a good showing.
Result:Tazz wins
1 Point Awarded

The FBI - Guido & Mamaluke vs. Super Crazy & Tajiri

Couples with Communication Problems

Prediction:Super Crazy & Tajiri
Prophecy:It is going to be good to see Tajiri in the ring again, but the FBI has always been entertaining. Super Crazy is just that, crazy. I suspect him to pull out the most extreme moves of the night, and pick up the victory, also. Mikey Whipwreck would be a good addition to this match, but that may be asking for too much. In the end, Vito better not be out there in a dress, and they had better just let these guys do what they do best, wrestle.
Result:The FBI - Lil' Guido & Tony Mamaluke win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 60% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.