Prophecies of DitoWNT
ECW One Night Stand 2006
John Cena vs. Rob Van DamWWE ChampionshipPrediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:I don't think that WWE would have wasted all of this time promoting the fact that RVD has the Money in the Bank if he was just going to lose to Cena when he cashed it in. Cena has held the title for way too long now, and the crowd is clearly not behind him anymore. Yet for some reason, despite the rumors behind WWE right now, it seems as though Cena is going to be remaining a face and RVD is going to take the heel turn. Odd. Either way, I see RVD getting help from someone, or having someone distract Cena long enough for him to grab this one.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded
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Foley & Edge vs. Funk & DreamerHardcore Title for Two?Prediction:Foley & Edge
Prophecy:This is probably the biggest toss-up of the night. Foley was given the retired Hardcore title as a gift, and it's hard to see him having it taken away. Just as well, WWE and Funk haven't gotten along in awhile because Funk got too big for his shoes (the whole "money" issue). On the other hand, I can't really see WWE shitting on the legacy that Funk and Dreamer have developed as far as hardcore wrestling goes. The only thing that I can go by, since nobody else has a reasonable arguement for Foley and Edge, is that they are the only guys who would most likely stick around. Funk and Dreamer will probably be dismissed after this ECW event, so if the belt is going to stay in WWE's spotlight, then the assholes will keep it.
Result:Foley & Edge win
1 Point Awarded
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Kurt Angle vs. Randy OrtonAngle's Open ChallengePrediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Paul would not have mentioned the "6 or 8 sides" thing without it meaning that they are stealing someone from another brand of entertainment. I would assume TNA over anything else... and the choices are limited in TNA because most of them never came from ECW. The options are The Dudleys (who are too busy enjoying their new money), Rhino (who's already booked in a TNA Pay-Per-View), and Raven. I personally think it will be, as well as hope it will be Raven, since his Masterpiece thing in WWE was the best thing to ever happen to Sunday Night Heat. Either way, Kurt will win, but it might mean Raven will stay for a while.
**EDIT** - Forget that last bit. Rather than delete it, I'll leave it up. Orton will get the win because of his return. It won't work if he returns to a loss. He needs the momentum to do something bigger on SmackDown!.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
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Tazz vs. Jerry "The King" LawlerClash of the Has-beensPrediction:Tazz
Prophecy:Anyone who predicted The King to win this needs to be shot in the chest. Tazz has all of the nods when it comes to this match... history in wrestling, the obvious home-field advantage, crowd favoritism... there's no way he's going to lose. I also can't wait to see if Joey Styles decides to interfere in this one, seeing as how it is most likely that he will call the ECW brand's commentary.
Result:Tazz wins
1 Point Awarded
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The FBI - Guido & Mamaluke vs. Super Crazy & TajiriCouples with Communication ProblemsPrediction:Super Crazy & Tajiri
Result:The FBI - Lil' Guido & Tony Mamaluke win
0 Points Awarded
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Total Points: 3
3 Points Earned | 60% Accurate