Prophecies of President D

ECW One Night Stand 2006


John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam

WWE Championship

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:I just don't see how RVD can lose to Cena at an ECW event. They have built him up, and to see them make his title shot seem wasted just doesn't make sense. And unless Vince wants to have a riot on his hands, I don't see how Cena can be awarded a victory in the Hammerstein Ballroom. The ECW fans are going to give him more trauma than the fans at Wrestlemania. I don't care if Cena always beats the odds. This is ECW. Cena has become more stale than the King's one liners. Cena is rumored however to defend the title at Vengeance against Edge, but I say RVD will win. jayMAN makes the strongest case for this match, RVD will win, but he won't walk out as WWE Champion but instead become ECW Champion. I like how that sounds.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded

Foley & Edge vs. Funk & Dreamer

Hardcore Title for Two?

Prediction:Funk & Dreamer
Prophecy:The ECW guys will take this one. Funk and Dreamer have revenge on their side, and they have home field advantage as well. This will probably be similar to the Dudleys/Sandman and Dreamer match from last year.
Result:Foley & Edge win
0 Points Awarded

Tazz vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler

Clash of the Has-beens

Prediction:Tazz
Prophecy:What are these two gonna do, trade insults at each other in the ring? This will be a nothing match, which I hope ends with King losing to the Tazzmission. After hearing the commentary on WWE vs ECW, I hope King wins this one instead. Tazz and Joey Styles were more annoying than ever. All they did was moan and complain about the previous years. Look ECW is back okay why can't they just be satisfied and quit moaning? Jeez. Anyway King will not win here with it being Tazz's home turf.
Result:Tazz wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton

Angle's Open Challenge

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:Orton has revenge on his side, but this is the debut of Angle in ECW. Angle will take this one, and then move up as one of the top guys in ECW.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

The FBI - Guido & Mamaluke vs. Super Crazy & Tajiri

Couples with Communication Problems

Prediction:Super Crazy & Tajiri
Prophecy:I don't have a logical reason for this pick. I think that Super Crazy will have another incredible performance here just like he did at last years One Night Stand. Hopefully, there will be another balcony spot in this one.
Result:The FBI - Lil' Guido & Tony Mamaluke win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 60% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.