Prophecies of Lauren Park

Prophecy:Moonface all the way.

Prophecy:Benjamin will retain the title unless Carlito sticks his puff of hair in Benjamins face causing him to lose sight of the match or if Melena shrieks wildly causing Benjamin to become thrown off guard.

Prophecy:This one was a hard decision. I wasn't sure if an 80 year old man with floppy titties belting out WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! for an entire match would win or if a man dressed like he emerged from the deep depths of the backwoods would prevail. It may be very painful to view but Ric Flair will titty slap Foley back to the trailer park he came from.

Prophecy:I wanna lick his bald head.

Prophecy:READY? OK! These flaming monkeys are ready to get their asses stomped by DX. OK?

Prophecy:Sabu will toss Cena out of the ring about 5 times so he can be wailed upon by the rest of the ECW crew. Cena will then regain his manly power and pump up his way out of style shoes and take the match.

Prophecy:If this match were based on looks, I would have definitely chosen "imposter kane." That mask is very sexy and the entire mystery of who's behind it definitely gets my blood flowing. So in any case, I believe that Kane will beat his imposter and the sexy man behind the mask will be revealed to me.

Prophecy:A wrestler that has a finishing move entitled "The Samoan Spike" should be ridiculed. Poking your finger into your opponents neck is the lamest finisher I've ever observed. So as Umaga jabs his finger into Eugenes neck to take the match, I will be laughing wildly at such a sight.