Prophecies of The Tocc

The Great American Bash 2006


Rey Mysterio vs. Booker T

World Championship

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:King Booker wins the title from Rey to set up a feud with Batista, based on their real-life scuffle. That's how Batista will get his title back. I thought Rey would go on to feud with Mark Henry, but now that he's out of the picture Rey will have to find another storyline, perhaps with Chavo. Booker T will now get to say he's the five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW Champion and one time... uhh.. yeah... World Champion. Or maybe he'll finally start considering his WCW Title runs as World Title runs... but then he'd have to start using two hands to count his title reigns.
Result:Booker T wins
1 Point Awarded

London & Kendrick vs The Pitbulls

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:London & Kendrick
Prophecy:It's rare to even see a tag team wearing the same outfits these days, and we've got two of them in the same match. This can go either way, because tag title reigns don't seem to last very long. I see London and Kendrick retaining, but I also have predicted a lot of faces winning the other matches so the Pitbulls may get the nod. I'll go with the champs for now but may change my mind next week.
Result:London & Kendrick win
1 Point Awarded

Four-Way Bra & Panties Match

Any Excuse for T & A

Prediction:Michelle McCool
Prophecy:As with any bra & panties match, the winner is anyone's guess because it doesn't really matter. However, with Stacy Kiebler's contract expiring and her likely departure from WWE, I think the WWE is trying to find a replacement in Michelle McCool.
Result:Ashley Massaro wins
0 Points Awarded

Finlay vs. William Regal

U.S. Championship

Prediction:Finlay
Prophecy:When Booker wins the title this whole king thing can fade away, which means the kings court will have a falling out. It would have been perfect for Lashley to pin Regal for the US Title, creating a rift between Finlay and Regal, but now that Lashley's out of the picture everything changes. I don't see Regal winning the title to create the tension. He just won it and Regal is even further from championship material than Finlay is. I see Finlay fighting dirty with the shillaly and the little bastard, screwing over his friend and turning Regal back into a face.
Result:Finlay wins
1 Point Awarded

Batista vs. Ken Kennedy

The Show Must Go On

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:It's really unfortunate that Mark Henry was injured. Combine that with Lashley being dropped from the pay-per-view and the card has really gone to shit, with virtually no build-up whatsoever. Anyway, the WWE could catapult Kennedy to superstardom with a win here. I would love to see that, but I don't think they've got the grapes. This is Batista's return match and I'd be shocked if he didn't destroy his opposition to stake his claim for the title.
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
0 Points Awarded

Gregory Helms vs. ???

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Unnamed Opponent (Matt Hardy)
Prophecy:This match could be a triple threat. Who knows? However, if anyone other than Helms wins, the Unnamed Opponent will get the win here on Wrestling Oracle. I'd like to see Super Crazy come away with the belt here.
Result:Gregory Helms wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.