Prophecies of Aasitus

Prophecy:The way I see it, they're pushing Matt for the eventual Hardy Boyz reunion. So it might be time for Matt to actually beat this bastard. Besides, they've had enough matches already, and Matt's the good guy here.

Prophecy:Wow, another totally uninteresting jerk for SmackDown. His name doesn't even sound cool to chant along like that another long-named dude's from RAW does. Anyways, would be pretty lame to lose your debut match. They can't even have him narrowly lose to some really big star because, well, all of SD's "stars" already have their matches announced.

Prophecy:Taker jobbing to Kennedy, right? I can't possibly think how WWE benefits from feeding Kennedy to the Deadman, but that's what I believe is going to happen. A win would be a nice boost for Kennedy, but that would lead to a longer feud and Kennedy's eventual defeat, and I don't see a feud happening between these two.

Prophecy:This match has a lot of potential for some cool heel or face turns. Sadly, WWE's sure going to waste that opportunity. Booker wins, prolly with a bit of cheating, and eventually loses to Batista.

Prophecy:Who cares, really? It's not so long ago that I was last interested in tag team matches - back when they had Rey & RVD, Rey & Eddie, the Bashams, MNM and so on - but nowadays it's complete bullshit. London & Kendrick are boring and I honestly don't even know who these other two are. So I've got no real prediction, but I guess London & Kendrick are popular enough to win this time.

Prophecy:Something tells me to choose Chavo, but I'm a loser and go with the majority. Chavo won the last time, Rey this time, and hopefully they dump this sucky angle. I also don't watch SD! enough to really know what's going on, so..