Prophecies of The Tocc

Cyber Sunday 2006


John Cena vs. King Booker vs. Big Show

Champion vs. Champion vs. Champion

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I have a feeling that the only face in this match, Cena, will walk away with the win. Booker and Show are just holding the titles until Batista and RVD (or Sabu) take them back, so I don't think they'll be put over here. I definitely wouldn't rule out outside interference either. The only wrench in the works is that only one of the three titles will be on the line, and I can't see a single title switching brands... The title chosen could very well determine the winner, but the most likely title to be chosen would be Cena's anyway.
Result:Booker T wins
0 Points Awarded

DX vs. Edge & Orton

With Special Guest Referee (Bischoff)

Prediction:Edge & Orton (Rated RKO)
Prophecy:Edge & Orton just might get the nod here. DX has been sufficiently built up and now can be used to put the young guys over, at least here in the first match of this feud. All three potential refs are heels, so it won't matter which ref gets the nod.
Result:Edge & Orton (Rated RKO) win
1 Point Awarded

Jeff Hardy vs. ???

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Jeff Hardy
Prophecy:Jeff just won the title. I think he'll probably hold onto it for a little longer.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
1 Point Awarded

The Spirit Squad vs. Ric Flair & ???

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Ric Flair & Partner (Slaughter, *Piper* or Rhodes)
Prophecy:This smells like a feel-good opening match where the old legend kicks some disposable jobber's ass. But, unfortunately I don't see a non-regular winning the titles. Either SS will steal the win or get disqualified, only to suffer a beatdown at the end followed by the legend's music. For now I'm going with the DQ idea.
Result:Ric Flair & Partner (Slaughter, *Piper* or Rhodes) win
1 Point Awarded

Umaga vs. ???

Trying to End Umaga's Streak

Prediction:Umaga
Prophecy:If Kane is chosen, I'd say he deserves a win for jobbing and switching to the clearly inferior Smackdown brand. If Benoit is chosen, I'd say he needs a win to salvage what's left of his main eventer status and rescue him from mid-card hell. If Sandman is chosen... well... I'd definitely go with Umaga in that case. Regardless, I suspect WWE is saving Umaga's ultimate defeat for a future main event with a title involved.
Result:Umaga wins
1 Point Awarded

Lita vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship Tournament Final

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:This will either be a No Disqualification, Diva Lumberjacks, or Submission match, but that makes no difference in determining the winner here. The question is, will the WWE return the women's title to Lita, who had the belt up until Trish's retirement match, or will they start a new chapter in the women's division with Mickie? Lita's primary role is Edge's girlfriend, and since Edge doesn't have the title anymore, Lita with the title doesn't work as well. Mickie has no other storyline, so the belt would do her some good. The Women's division hasn't been all that competitive in some time. Maybe Mickie can change that.
Result:Lita wins
0 Points Awarded

Four Team Tag Match

Fatal Four Way, Tag Team Turmoil, or *Texas Tornado* Match

Prediction:Cryme Tyme
Prophecy:Viscera and Haas will not win. They are stuck in a go-nowhere angle until someone can figure out what to do with them. I had such high hopes for Cade and Murdoch hog-tying people but it looks like the WWE has passed on them. I don't see them winning even in a Texas Tornado match. The Highlanders are awesome, but for some reason they haven't had much TV time at all lately. Cryme Tyme on the other hand has been a big hit week after week and I can see them getting a big push with a win here. I simply don't understand why the stupid Spirit Squad still holds the titles with all this thriving competition in the tag team division...
Result:Cryme Tyme wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 71% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.