Prophecies of Aasitus

Cyber Sunday 2006


John Cena vs. King Booker vs. Big Show

Champion vs. Champion vs. Champion

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:Also, WWE Championship's gonna be on the line. There's going to be a brawl, a big brawl.
Result:Booker T wins
0 Points Awarded

DX vs. Edge & Orton

With Special Guest Referee (Bischoff)

Prediction:Edge & Orton (Rated RKO)
Prophecy:I hope the fans choose Bischoff.
Result:Edge & Orton (Rated RKO) win
1 Point Awarded

Jeff Hardy vs. ???

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Jeff Hardy
Prophecy:No matter who Jeff faces, he's not going to drop it to the first contender.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
1 Point Awarded

The Spirit Squad vs. Ric Flair & ???

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Ric Flair & Partner (Slaughter, *Piper* or Rhodes)
Prophecy:Uh. The Squad will retain, but I'd imagine them winning with DQ. Or perhaps they lose, only to get slaughtered while celebrating. Of course in that case my prediction would be wrong.
Result:Ric Flair & Partner (Slaughter, *Piper* or Rhodes) win
1 Point Awarded

Umaga vs. ???

Trying to End Umaga's Streak

Prediction:*Kane*, Benoit, or Sandman
Prophecy:I was going to vote for TBD, but now I'm going with Umaga. Guess there's going to be some interference - prolly by MVP, because I think Kane will be chosen.
Result:Umaga wins
0 Points Awarded

Lita vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship Tournament Final

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:Again, I was going with Lita, but changed it at the last minute - with Edge tied in the DX storyline, I believe Lita will be nothing but eyecandy for the next few years.
Result:Lita wins
0 Points Awarded

Four Team Tag Match

Fatal Four Way, Tag Team Turmoil, or *Texas Tornado* Match

Prediction:Cryme Tyme
Prophecy:When was the last time we heard about the Highlanders? Can you see Viscera and Charlie Haas rising to claim the Tag Team Championship? What else have Cade and Murdoch done than gotten squashed by the DX when they had noone else to annihilate? It's Cryme Tyme, boys. And for once we have a tag team with potential.
Result:Cryme Tyme wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 57% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.