Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:MVP is the one being built up and could really use a big win over Kane.

Prophecy:The winner of a "Last Ride Match" incapacitates his opponent to the point where he can shove him into the back of a hearse, close the door, and the hearse drives away. Basically it's a casket match with wheels. Kennedy got the last win over Taker, so it's only fair that Taker wins here. However, lately it has been the Undertakers M.O. to lose this type of match and disappear for weeks or even months. Then he comes back all unexpected to take revenge. It makes sense, because when Taker is on every week his science fiction character loses credibility. Plus he's old and can use the time off. I've changed my original pick. Kennedy wins - probably with help.

Prophecy:I don't know who was dreaming about the tag team of Booker and Finlay, but whatever. I can't see Batista and Cena losing here. It's as if the writing team has given them superpowers. Maybe they can get close, split up, and have a Meathead Match at Mania.

Prophecy:Helms' whole gimmick is as the "longest reigning champion" blah blah blah. If he loses, all that goes out the window. While he has to lose at some point, the wise choice is to go with the streak.

Prophecy:This is a rematch from Survivor Series, where Benoit came out on top. The feud will certainly continue after this match until everyone is sick of it, as has every feud involving Eddie's memory. The question is if (and when) the U.S. title will go to Chavo. I hope it doesn't. Why couldn't his retirement stick?

Prophecy:Mizanin (I won't call him "the miz" because that's "the dumb") is the most talentless, annoying piece of garbage to ever land a contract. I put him on the same "I sold my soul to the devil" list as Carson Daley and Kid Rock. I can only hope he chokes on a worm and dies during this match. That being said, he'll probably win somehow.

Prophecy:London and Kendrick have had the titles for a long time. It seems the WWE is finally giving Regal a modicum of dignity after years of jobbing and helping to build other characters. It may be time for some new champions.